an independent podcast production company based in Scotland.
the secret sauce to some of the most successful podcasts. the real cat’s pyjamas. the real beans of the paw.
we help you with the behind-the-scenes stuff. copywriting, research, script and audio editing, custom soundtracking, and making sure you are receiving a generous flow of pet photos to get through the week. you know. all the important stuff. we could even colour coordinate our outfits if that’s your vibe.
the team. aka the beans and the people who feed her.
neeks aka ‘we talk of dreams’
he/him
composer. audio editor. producer.
you want your show to have the right soundtrack to match your vibes whilst sounding so clean and polished that you’d let your gran present her cake on it?
you want audio editing and production, and post production? oh man, neeks can do these things. really. just look at that bear mug he has. that’s the mug of a winner.
jesse hawke
they/them
artist. writer. production assistance.
I would like it to be known that this is the only piece of writing I have contributed to this page, and I DO actually know how punctuation works.
…ish.
rory beans
she/her
head honcho. the bearer of beans. the new obsession in your life.
she cannot read or write but that doesn’t stop her from getting her claws into the real content of the business. look at that floof. that floof will be immortalised in statues for decades to come.
this is lady beans.
Our Services
Production Assistance
Including but not limited to: researching, script writing, script editing, social media posts, producing, and scheduling.
From $20 an hour.
Custom Music
Custom scoring and soundtracking including theme music, intros, outros, promos, cues, stingers, and background ambience.
From $35 an hour (typically a track will take 2-4 hours)
Cover Art
Cover art and art for social media.
From $25 an hour (minimum of 2 hours per piece of art).
Audio Editing
Dialogue editing, music editing, mixing, and mastering.
From $30 an hour (typically producing 15 minutes of finished audio per hour).
here’s some of our proudest work. this is our fridge door if websites had fridge doors.
Canadian True Crime
2017 – 2024
Music Composition
Production Assistance
Audio Editing
Rusty Quill
2019 – Present
Music Composition
Audio Editing
Shadows at the Door
2018 – Present
Music Composition
True Crime Cases With Lanie
2017 – Present
Production Assistance
Research
Script writing & Copywriting
Script & Audio Editing
Music Composition
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